I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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