Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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