I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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