Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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