I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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