Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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