with your own penis?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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