She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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