i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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