You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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