Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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