Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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