i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
