I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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