we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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