I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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