hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
3pm strippers are depressing
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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