I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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