The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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