should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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