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(708): View more from Illinois

We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face

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(314): View more from Missouri

i don't want you to think of me as your TA

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right

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(239): View more from Florida

Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course

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(602): View more from Arizona

It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

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(845): View more from New York

Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"

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