is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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