This girl is more easily done than said...
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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