who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Holy shit dude........stairs
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