Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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