Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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