This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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