Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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