Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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