Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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