I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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