Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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