Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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