I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
There's even glitter on my cock...
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