You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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