why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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