chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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