I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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