I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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