He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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