Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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