How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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