Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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