I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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