I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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