its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
She has the best kind of daddy issues
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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