The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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