ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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