your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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