There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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